Google April Fool Hoax 2009: Index Your Brain to Make It Searchable ! ! !
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Every Year Google creating April Fool Hoax by creating new things for fun. Last year Google Paper was a nice try. This year they introduce a new feature called "Brain Search" where your phone can index your brain & making it searchable. we can now index the content of your brain to make it searchable, thus bringing you aided retrieval of memories. Check out this video to see how it works:
Your phone already has an antenna, which can pick up wireless signals. CADIE technology modifies the input wavelengths so it can read brain waves. Go to the Brain Search App (here on a computer or here on a phone.) If you bring your phone to your forehead, your phone can index your brain, making it searchable.
Since your phone is now modified to read brainwaves, you don't even have to type your search. Put your phone to your forehead and think your query, then click on "Search me". This is helpful in situations where you don't want onlookers to know what you're searching for, so you can feel comfortable asking personal things such as "What did I eat that's making me so gassy?" or "Did I ever go out with that girl? She looks vaguely familiar." And, since CADIE's artificial neural networks run faster than those of a human being, it is faster for her to search through your thoughts and memories than for you to do it yourself.
Brain Search is available for the US, UK, France, Germany, and Italy, and on a number of different devices.
* On Android and iPhone devices, Brain Search runs in the browser, taking advantage of HTML5 and Gears technologies.
* On Windows Mobile devices, make sure you download and install the latest version of Google Mobile App. Click the Panda icon (CADIE's choice, don't ask us) to get to Brain Search.
* On Blackberry devices (US and UK only), make sure you download and install the latest version of Google Mobile App. Type "Brain Search" in the search box. You'll get a link to Brain Search in the search suggestions below
Update:
Google also announces other Hoaxes
Google gball & CADIE
In Gmail: AutoPilot
In Google Chrome: Browsing in 3D
In Google Maps: CADIE's recommended places for humans
In Blogger: CADIE personal blog
In Google Earth: Google Earth Powered by CADIE
In Maps/Street View: a panda is shown in the bottom right map instead of the yellow person usually shown
In YouTube: New Viewing Experience , when they selected a video within certain areas such as the "recommended for you" section. This new interface caused the whole layout including the video you were watching to flip upside down. Although the option is not visible for some, it can still be viewed by adding &flip=1 to the end of a video URL.
There is also a featured of YouTube video of a panda by the user 'cadiesingularity' with a profile stating "Cadie - the world's first Cognitive Auto-Heuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity"
Don't forget. Brain Search. Share your views in Comment Box
Your phone already has an antenna, which can pick up wireless signals. CADIE technology modifies the input wavelengths so it can read brain waves. Go to the Brain Search App (here on a computer or here on a phone.) If you bring your phone to your forehead, your phone can index your brain, making it searchable.
Since your phone is now modified to read brainwaves, you don't even have to type your search. Put your phone to your forehead and think your query, then click on "Search me". This is helpful in situations where you don't want onlookers to know what you're searching for, so you can feel comfortable asking personal things such as "What did I eat that's making me so gassy?" or "Did I ever go out with that girl? She looks vaguely familiar." And, since CADIE's artificial neural networks run faster than those of a human being, it is faster for her to search through your thoughts and memories than for you to do it yourself.
Brain Search is available for the US, UK, France, Germany, and Italy, and on a number of different devices.
* On Android and iPhone devices, Brain Search runs in the browser, taking advantage of HTML5 and Gears technologies.
* On Windows Mobile devices, make sure you download and install the latest version of Google Mobile App. Click the Panda icon (CADIE's choice, don't ask us) to get to Brain Search.
* On Blackberry devices (US and UK only), make sure you download and install the latest version of Google Mobile App. Type "Brain Search" in the search box. You'll get a link to Brain Search in the search suggestions below
Update:
Google also announces other Hoaxes
Google gball & CADIE
In Gmail: AutoPilot
In Google Chrome: Browsing in 3D
In Google Maps: CADIE's recommended places for humans
In Blogger: CADIE personal blog
In Google Earth: Google Earth Powered by CADIE
In Maps/Street View: a panda is shown in the bottom right map instead of the yellow person usually shown
In YouTube: New Viewing Experience , when they selected a video within certain areas such as the "recommended for you" section. This new interface caused the whole layout including the video you were watching to flip upside down. Although the option is not visible for some, it can still be viewed by adding &flip=1 to the end of a video URL.
There is also a featured of YouTube video of a panda by the user 'cadiesingularity' with a profile stating "Cadie - the world's first Cognitive Auto-Heuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity"
Don't forget. Brain Search. Share your views in Comment Box
